 | | "I visited the club for the third year in a row, and everytime it's lots of fun. The music could be better, but there's a very good atmosphere. This year I met a girl called Kate studying teacher in social sciences, I'd like to contact her but forgot to ask her email. So if you read this, Kate, drop me a line. " | Kris
Belgium
May.08.2010
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "so the night in the club was so amazing for me...so i found a girl called sabrina, she is 23 years old. she is from cracow...please help me out to find this girl. drop me a line i have a picture..." | martin
Germany
Apr.10.2010
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | ""Hi, I'm a UK dj out in Krakow for a couple nights 29/30 January 2010, is there somewhere I could get a DJ set? I play a really good of main room house, electro and disco."" | ixy
United Kingdom
Jan.21.2010
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "I found a gay friend and I was kissing him for 2 hours nonstop. Best GAY place in whole Krakow!" | Mike
United States
Oct.27.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "I had a great night,met a girl called Monika, 19 years old studying English in krakow, very cute with a New York accent, get in touch mail@gavinlewis.co.uk" | Gavin Lewis
United Kingdom
Oct.12.2009
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "there is no dj .. but good music.. i love that place." | unknown
Turkey
Oct.11.2009
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "The previous reviews describe that place pretty good! You get to meet a lot of nice polish people having a good time, drinks and music are totally exceptable. But damn, keep an eye on those gorilla style bouncers! They toke a serious hold of me, for none whatsoever reason. I had a hard time getting out of there whith good luck that I was almost unhurt." | Marcus
Germany
Aug.21.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "Yellow...
Kitsch has the 2 sides that were talked about here, the grungness of the door man, and possibily some times u'll have to run away from them, loool, but the party there just rocks everything!!!!
One among lots of situations, was that i was just dancing and a girl gets near me and starts to kiss me, just like that!!!
Kitsch music, great drinks (vodka off course) and ever greater girls!!!!!
Top of the tops!!! The best place to end up ur night!!! Enjoy it..." | Miguel Costa
Portugal
Jun.07.2009
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "I've been to Kitsch many times and it's always been good fun. Sure the bouncers are a bit strict, but then they leave you alone if you listen. Never had problem inside. Always good tunes ... sure it's a bit run down, but there's some charm to it. Bartenders are speedy and drinks stiff if you tip. It's a Krakow institution!" | dean
United States
May.20.2009
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "Everybody should avoid this place at least for respect of the several people who have been physically abused, inside the place or at the entrance by those security guards.
I wasnt aware of that went I visited it last night. As I was leaving this guard decides to beat me out of the blue. He kicked my back forcing me to roll down the stairs, I repeat ABSOLUTELY FOR NO REASON. I spent the whole day trying to call local police as well as my embassy. I could have been seriously hurt." | Gustavo
Brazil
May.20.2009
Overall rating 1/5 |
| | "kitsch super Klub ein Tanz der Barkeepers niech lebt kitsch " |
United States
May.02.2009
Overall rating 5/5
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| | "AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!! this place is a dump. It has 2 gorilla's on the door who randomly choose to let u in or not and if the choose not to let u in, they push u in the chest, hardly a great idea when the door is right at the top of a flyte of stairs. The toilets are also interesting - there are no urinals so guys have to piss in sinks. This place is seriously bad, no hot girls and the place is full of intimidating people. Club Cien is much better" | Sebbe
United Kingdom
Jan.18.2009
Overall rating 1/5 |
| | "After all the nightclubs close & you're not ready for bed yet, this is the place to go. " | Dorota
United States
Nov.26.2008
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "very funny place" | andzia
United Kingdom
Oct.02.2008
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "http://www.myspace.com/klubcircus" | circus
United States
Oct.01.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "best club in the world" | Mede
United Kingdom
Sep.14.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "http://pl.youtube.com/KitschCrakow" | KITSCH
Poland
Aug.16.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Dont trust these reviews as they are most likely made by Kitsch staff, just compare Mauro Mar.23.2007 with this review made on another Cracow website
http://www.cracowonline.com/221-Kitsch-Club
(I became suspicious when I read about the friendly bouncers). Kitsch is place you end when everything closes, the bouncers are extremely aggresive in their way of handling problems (they only use force/never talking) and often the place is "full/closed" unless you pay a 10-20z³ entrance fee. All in all it could be a good place without the gorillas standing at the door
" | Pawel
United States
Aug.15.2008
Overall rating 2/5 |
| | "so,
this place is over-rated,
very tacky,
NO DJ
if music were played off an ipod playlist, it would sound better.
the songs played clash with one another, so there is that "awkard pause" in between songs where people stop dancing.
if your looking for a after party its not a bad place if your drunk enough not to care about the music.
but either way its where everyone ends up.
but the fact that there is no dj really bothers me, and makes me rethink about the definition of a "club"
i had higher hopes for this club" | Alex (the other one)
United States
Aug.06.2008
Overall rating 1/5 |
| | "whoever said that a guy cannot kiss a guy there must havnt been there for quite long time... btw, as far as i know the bar is just GAY FRIENDLY not a GAY BAR... anyway.. its still the best party place in town :D" | Alex
Poland
Jul.30.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "that review about not kissing was written in 2006. Im sure things have relaxed byu now. Im heading there in august and ill let u know.. ;o)" | max head
United Kingdom
Jul.15.2008
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "I'm going to krakow this august nad after reading these reviews I won't be going to kitch. It's shocking that guy cannot kiss a guy in a GAY CLUB!!! what about a girl and a boy, I'm sure they can. ridiculous!!!" | andy
United Kingdom
Jul.12.2008
Overall rating 1/5 |
| | "Spectacular!!
Fantastic place, to make party and meet nice people!
You must go!" | Alberto
Spain
Jul.07.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Kitsch is a great place to end your night.... Hit up the bars in Krakow then around 3am head to Kitsch... At the weekend it's open until 7-8am. Atmosphere is always welcoming, it's free entrance, but the toilets aint great - so take some tissues. I've been here for 5 months now and rarely go a weekend without ending up in the Kitsch!!!" | LM
United Kingdom
Jun.15.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Tolle Nacht und eine sehr schöne Begegnung!
Ja*****
We had a looot of fun!" | Helen
Germany
Jun.02.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "love kitsch,love kitschlove kitsch,love kitsch,love kitsch,love kitsch"" | upure
Portugal
Apr.05.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "super!!!!!!!clup"" | liza
Austria
Dec.14.2007
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "kitsch super Klub ein Tanz der Barkeepers niech lebt kitsch
" |
Denmark
Dec.14.2007
Overall rating 5/5
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| | "I went with my buds to celebrate his 23 b-day. Quite disturbing that I saw gay people french kiss each other. (only if i knew this is a gay friendly place) anyway, I ended hooked up with 2 hot polish chics without even paying to get drinks for them. made all those guys mad as they bought rounds of drinks for them." | Muscular Geek
United States
Oct.30.2007
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "We were there to check out the whole house on wielopole, and stayed for a couple of drinks. The reason? Strongbow draft, and good music! Good place to party whether you are straight or gay. As a married straight couple, we didn't feel unwelcome at all, as you may in some other gay bars. The toilets are generally bad in Poland (as a little remark to an earlier review), just bring your own tissues, and you'll be OK!" | Topfer
Norway
Jul.29.2007
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "Strange little place. Really really really really really really R-E-A-L-L-Y disgusting toilets. I mean really bad. Apart from that it's really good, well worth a look. We had a great night besides having to use the toilets a bit." | Darren
Ireland
Jun.14.2007
Overall rating 2/5 |
| | "Der beste Club den ich in Krakau gesehen habe. Echt empfelenswert, unbedingt hingehen.
Nette Leute coole Musik" | lale
Germany
Apr.09.2007
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "I had the best night in my life at KITSCH !!! It was so crazy. Bouncers were very nice. I was there with my male friend" | mauro
United Kingdom
Mar.23.2007
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Very crazy and out of the ordinary for Italian standards :) It's the right place to know new people and to have a great Polish night :)" | Massimiliano
Italy
Feb.25.2007
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "okkkkkk! tHIS is very hard for my lesbian self to admit but i have decided to come out to everyone on the Crakow Life Website and say I AM A LESBIAN !!! that was very hard to do... Im will be here next week so if tehre are any hot polish or ducth girls I AM AVAILABLE xxx I am tall and have big feet
thats how you will find me" | franny gibbons
United Kingdom
Feb.15.2007
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "This bar was perfect for my fishy pallet! Although the dancers didn't carry out my request to dance like a fish! The drinks were great i even got a bit of cod liver oil! The was a small pond out back to me moist! I drinks really opened up my gills. My boyfriend Limpet got slapped because he kept trying to touch the barman, and apparently his hotpants were too tight and short! After a while a got chucked out for making inapproriate sexual gestures! It was still good while it lasted! The fish will return with his hot pants! " | Alex Reid
United Kingdom
Feb.14.2007
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "Yeh, i really felt that i could let myself go here and i didn't have to pretend to anyone. I've been quite confused recently about my sexuality and coming here really proved to me that i am gay. BTW, i met a really hot polish guy, i don't really remember your face but i remember lots of other things about you. I was wearing a pink T-shirt and some white skinny jeans. You know who you are! Call me xxx;-) " | Joe Nicholson
United Kingdom
Feb.13.2007
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "This bar was just perfect for a big raving lesbian like me! I was able to express all my feelings towards my fellow lesbian commrades! The polish women were so forward and friendly! Even though some were very similar to gorillas! I would love to come here again and this time i would prepare myself for some more lesbian fun! " | Alyssa Bethal
United Kingdom
Feb.13.2007
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "GOOD CLUB! IT S THE ONLY ONE CLUB THAT IS OPEN AT 3.00 IN ALL KRAKOW WITH FREE ENTRANCE..REALLY..IT S A LITTLE AMBIGUE;) BUT IT S OK, NICE GIRLS!!! IT S A VERY GOOD CLUB!! OK!" | simone
Italy
Feb.09.2007
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "it was awesome, last summer I was in Poland and in Krakow we have a great time in Kitch:)" | phoebe
Turkey
Jan.29.2007
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "kitsch&kitsch super,ok" | piter
Germany
Jan.24.2007
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "OMG, it was awesome...beats many clubs in San Francisco!" | Michal
United States
Jan.12.2007
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Ketch is a great bar, big also with some great dancing and real tallent. Shame dough the bouncer asked my Bf and i so stop hugging and kissing as we were leaving, and we were not OTT by anyway. So shame on that, just remember LADS YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO KISS OTHER GUYS IN THERE!!!!!" | Inchie
Ireland
Dec.15.2006
Overall rating 2/5 |
| | "most fun gay club in krakow. nice vibe. assortment of hot guys. fascinating interconnected series of rooms and corridors. music genre changes every night. scene loves to dance. i'd go back anytime!" | jon
Canada
Oct.28.2006
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "I stayed there last year and i really liked it...in fact i went for 3 nights in a row... it was quite different to all the gay places i have been before...It felt like a house party! a good one! " | Tonijuno
Spain
Oct.24.2006
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "very strange club i thinkk do you like or not!!!i was for 3 long night in that place..for every kind of person etero or homosex...i like only beautiful girl there was a lot" | alessandro
Italy
May.02.2006
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "I think this place is like nothing I've ever seen! It's surreal in all it's rooms. And hot, hot my god..." | emily
Belgium
Apr.30.2006
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "congratulation ! very good party 8 culture days !" | marika
United Kingdom
Apr.25.2006
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "I love Kitsch! The best place to dance and meet a really nice people in Cracow:) I visit Kitsch two or three times a week and I always enjoy the party." | Anna
Poland
Apr.15.2006
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Oh my god I loved Kitsch! hot dancing, awesome music sensational place, why is there not one in London or Australia?" | Andy
United Kingdom
Mar.14.2006
Overall rating 5/5 |
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