Kitsch

Enjoy over 300 square meters of space in one of Krakow's gay-friendly spots. Here you'll find tasteful decor, good music - seeing a pattern? Kitsch can also boast membership in a group of sorts... In this same kamienica (building, palace, brownstone - depending where you're from), you'll find a few other cool joints to check out. Your plans for the evening are set! Why run around town (especially when it's X below or rainy) when you've got your one stop shop right here. Good atmosphere, good tunes, good drinks. What are you waiting for? Time to dance the night away.

rip

bye bye:(

we miss you, :(

The main stairs collapsed in the early hours of this morning. This club and the other 4 that shared the same building (Caryca, Lubu-Dubu etc) are closed whilst an investigation takes place. 11 injured, 2000 evacuated. Thank God no casualties.

You having a good night is totally dependent on the animals on the door not being in the middle of a steroid cycle.
Bouncers are pretty much as described below which replects the fact that the doorstaff run this place, not the management.

STAY AWAY unless you are a fan of racial abuse. The bouncers here are nothing like I've ever seen. Brutal, animalistic, thick-headed, racist, moronic jabbas who refused to let us in purely on the ground that we're English. These criminals should be put away. I've never gone this far out of my way to write a review before but this shocking experience left me compelled to warn others to stay away.

Best night club I've ever been to , have a BIG hello from Croatia :)

Incredible. There was an opening party for a new part of the club last weekend and it was just heaving - awesome!

Continued- we went back in in groups of three's with no probs! Best nite of the weekend! Had no idea it was gay/ friendly, didn't matter in the slightest met and news'd to a bunch of different people. Cheap drink great atmosphere, no trouble if you don't look for it. As for toilets, if you've ever been to a barndance it's no big deal. Only place we found open till breakfast! Good memories!

Crikey! Was in this club twice last weekend, Thursday and Saturday night till about 6.00 am. We were on a stagger from Scotland and and it was pretty close to where we were staying. The first time we tried to get in the bouncers said we were too drunk because there was 12 of us but we all managed to get in later by

club for tolerant

surroundings unhealthy.

Nice club, good prices. I only meet friendly people from poland, turkey and spain no probs with anybody. The music is getting used to, many polish hits.

Still one of the best nights out in Krakow.Seems to attract a friendly crowd - I have never seen any problems here whenever I have visited. People here know how to party!

Well, i wanted to go to this nightclub, but now with all the reviews, seems like it's a dangerous place. It's very annoying to know that the bouncers are behaving like this, because if they have money and that job it's because of the tourists and people that they are treating so bad, they should be ashamed and in jail, i feel sorry for them, that's a lack of education, very unproper and unpolite. if this is true, then police should close this place. It's embarrasing and how the owners allow them to do that. i think it's horrible

Was here last weekend, I ended up going with three random polish guys who were extremely friendly. The club was very busy and I didn't have any trouble. I talked with people from all over. America, France, Spain and more. Fantastic night and best night in Krakov.

This place is terrible, nasty, unfriendly gorrilla type bouncers. Dont waste your time people! Go somewhere else.

what a fantastic decor!!!!!! i love the design,master pece:)sound progresive and dance floor the best in the town krakooof. Very friendly place, drag queen PARTY.dont miss it!!!!!!!!!

Draq Queen Show of ELSONA MEGA is an orginal mix o styles- from
cabaret to disco. Elegance, fabulous make-up and glamorous costumes
make Her show so involving, that She can absorb attention of everyone.
Show of ELSONA MEGA on Sunday 1st of May at Midnight.
Entrance: free!

Bandy, what are you on? If it was so bad, how come it is so popular? Sounds like you are just some loser bar-owner with no customers and a grudge. Kitsch is one of the best clubs in Krakow, and the crowds prove it!

All the positive reviews here are written by Kitsch staff, the place is a hell hole. Dangerous volatile bouncers. With a history of unprovoked attacks. Please please go somewhere else, dont risk this place.

Ask yourself why so many people are going out of their way to warn you about this place? there is nothing in it for me, I am not spiteful and want to see people make an honest living - but this place deserves no business until their bouncers are brought in front of a criminal court.

OMG, it was awesome...beats many clubs in San Francisco!

Turns out the incident happened in the Caryca club.... who interestingly use the same security staff as Kitsch as they are both owned by the same people. Security staff for the other separately owned clubs arent allowed us Pepper/Mace spray.

Oh my god I loved Kitsch! hot dancing, awesome music sensational place, why is there not one in London or Australia

love kitsch,love kitschlove kitsch,love kitsch,love kitsch,love kitsch

Kitsch is briliant ! i wish wee could have places like that in Madrit.Dziendobry Kitsch : )

what a fantastic decor!!!!!! i love the design,master pece:)sound progresive and dance floor the best in the town krakooof. Very friendly place, drag queen PARTY.dont miss it!!!!!!!!!

Turns out the incident happened in the Caryca club.... who interestingly use the same security staff as Kitsch as they are both owned by the same people. Security staff for the other separately owned clubs arent allowed us Pepper/Mace spray.

most fun gay club in krakow. nice vibe. assortment of hot guys. fascinating interconnected series of rooms and corridors. music genre changes every night. scene loves to dance. i'd go back anytime

There are four clubs in this building CLUB BOSTON, CLUB CARYCA, CLUB LUBU DUBU, CLUB KITSCH

There are four clubs in this building, not
only kitsch (which is placed only on the top floor, it's easy to check
it). And we are not responsible for all of them. Sorry for you and
your friends, but You wrote to wrong club. You should send that e-mail
to LUBU DUBU club instead to us. And I have advise, next time check
info before You start accusing someone.

was also at the club on the night when the bouncers attacked people at that bar. it's terrible for your country that these incidents happen and gives not only the city of Krakow but all of Poland a bad reputation with tourists that bring a lot of money into your country.
i don't think monitoring the situation is going to please the innocent victims of the attacks. i'd love to hear from the owners and the security company what kind of action is actually going to be taken and how the victims of these crimes would be compensated?

Great place. That's all. Have fun in Kitsch!

I'm a manager of the Kitsch club. I was in club that night, and i
know that situation happend. BUT NOT IN KITSCH, but in LUBU DUBU club
which has another owner. There are four clubs in this building, not
only kitsch (which is placed only on the top floor, it's easy to check
it). And we are not responsible for all of them. Sorry for you and
your friends, but You wrote to wrong club. You should send that e-mail
to LUBU DUBU club instead to us. And I have advise, next time check
info before You start accusing someone.

DO NOT GO HERE. I was at this club recently. When a drunken polish man tried to take my friends jacket and knocked over his drink the security stepped in. They got a few of us in a choke holds, sprayed us with pepper spray, and dragged us out. While i was in this choke hold, and could not breathe for over a minute I was punched and kicked repeatedly by others, sprayed with pepper spray twice, and somebody gouged my eye with two fingers, in a genuine attempt to blind me. The security also had a stun gun which they attempted to use on us but were unsuccessful. My friend was on the ground with his face in his hands after being sprayed with pepper spray, when they pulled his hands away and sprayed him again. Another friend was kicked down the stairs. At no point did any of us put up any resistance. We were simply trying to stop somebody taking a jacket. The security are absolute cavemen who enjoy beating people like this. I don’t understand why the police turn such a blind on this kind of behaviour as it seems to be a regular occurrence.

This is some facts from what I saw last Sat. Two guys were pushing each other for a few seconds then it stopped. I was standing directly beside them so I know it was not serious.
Bouncers come and very violently remove the people + some friends using pepper spray, gouging eyes to rub the spray in and took them down the street where they continued to strangle and beat them. Ambulance had to be called, it was quite shocking and I did not see the victims acting violently at anytime.
I said it to a local the following day and he was not surprised because the Bouncers have a big reputation – he said it only really happens to foreigners.
Why take the chance, there are lots of great bars in Krakow - go somewhere else

Youre monitoring your security? Really? They dont need monitoring, they need firing. I'll be doing my utmost to ensure you get as little business from tourists as possible.

kitsch in the club is monitoring,
managers review the work of security at events and silent acquiescence of ill-treatment score in the club by security, in addition to the club kitsch in this building are four other independent clubs, kitsch not affect the working poor protection of workers in these clubs, such behavior is often attributed to the club kitsch.
w klubie kitsch jest monitoring,
menedżerowie weryfikują pracę ochrony podczas imprez i niema przyzwolenia na złe traktowanie w klubie gości przez ochronę, oprócz klubu kitsch w tym budynku są cztery inne nieżalezne kluby , kitsch niema wpływu na złą pracę pracowników ochrony w tych klubach takie zachowania często przypisuje się klubowi kitsch

the bouncers in this club are ANIMALS...i saw them being very violent, using pepper spray on people who aren't even being aggressive. kicking people while they're on the ground. choking people. they should be arrested. i don't know why the police haven't shut the place down as it seems to be something that happens regularly here. it would make me ashamed to be polish that people can behave like this with no comeback.

It's not really a gay bar - just a great Krakow classic that welcomes all sorts. Probably one of the top 3 clubs in the city - and I'm not exaggerating. Go Kitsch!

I found here the biggest number of gays, it is very nice, and I can choose from whom I want :)

I was at this fantastic place all alone, but not for long. Two very friendly men came to my table and we had a long and good chat. What I love about Kitsch is the gay-friendly atmosphere that made me totally relax and enjoy my best night in Krakow ever ;-) After Kitsch my new friends invited me to their place and we had a wonderful time I will never forget!

First time, this sort night club, its different !!!...fantastic...!!!

I visited the club for the third year in a row, and everytime it's lots of fun. The music could be better, but there's a very good atmosphere. This year I met a girl called Kate studying teacher in social sciences, I'd like to contact her but forgot to ask her email. So if you read this, Kate, drop me a line.

so the night in the club was so amazing for me...so i found a girl called sabrina, she is 23 years old. she is from cracow...please help me out to find this girl. drop me a line i have a picture...

"Hi, I'm a UK dj out in Krakow for a couple nights 29/30 January 2010, is there somewhere I could get a DJ set? I play a really good of main room house, electro and disco."

I found a gay friend and I was kissing him for 2 hours nonstop. Best GAY place in whole Krakow!

I had a great night,met a girl called Monika, 19 years old studying English in krakow, very cute with a New York accent, get in touch mail@gavinlewis.co.uk

there is no dj .. but good music.. i love that place.

The previous reviews describe that place pretty good! You get to meet a lot of nice polish people having a good time, drinks and music are totally exceptable. But damn, keep an eye on those gorilla style bouncers! They toke a serious hold of me, for none whatsoever reason. I had a hard time getting out of there whith good luck that I was almost unhurt.

Yellow...

Kitsch has the 2 sides that were talked about here, the grungness of the door man, and possibily some times u'll have to run away from them, loool, but the party there just rocks everything!!!!
One among lots of situations, was that i was just dancing and a girl gets near me and starts to kiss me, just like that!!!

Kitsch music, great drinks (vodka off course) and ever greater girls!!!!!

Top of the tops!!! The best place to end up ur night!!! Enjoy it...

I've been to Kitsch many times and it's always been good fun. Sure the bouncers are a bit strict, but then they leave you alone if you listen. Never had problem inside. Always good tunes ... sure it's a bit run down, but there's some charm to it. Bartenders are speedy and drinks stiff if you tip. It's a Krakow institution!

Everybody should avoid this place at least for respect of the several people who have been physically abused, inside the place or at the entrance by those security guards.

I wasnt aware of that went I visited it last night. As I was leaving this guard decides to beat me out of the blue. He kicked my back forcing me to roll down the stairs, I repeat ABSOLUTELY FOR NO REASON. I spent the whole day trying to call local police as well as my embassy. I could have been seriously hurt.

kitsch super Klub ein Tanz der Barkeepers niech lebt kitsch

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!! this place is a dump. It has 2 gorilla's on the door who randomly choose to let u in or not and if the choose not to let u in, they push u in the chest, hardly a great idea when the door is right at the top of a flyte of stairs. The toilets are also interesting - there are no urinals so guys have to piss in sinks. This place is seriously bad, no hot girls and the place is full of intimidating people. Club Cien is much better

After all the nightclubs close & you're not ready for bed yet, this is the place to go.

very funny place

http://www.myspace.com/klubcircus

best club in the world

http://pl.youtube.com/KitschCrakow

Dont trust these reviews as they are most likely made by Kitsch staff, just compare Mauro Mar.23.2007 with this review made on another Cracow website

http://www.cracowonline.com/221-Kitsch-Club
(I became suspicious when I read about the friendly bouncers). Kitsch is place you end when everything closes, the bouncers are extremely aggresive in their way of handling problems (they only use force/never talking) and often the place is "full/closed" unless you pay a 10-20z³ entrance fee. All in all it could be a good place without the gorillas standing at the door

so,
this place is over-rated,
very tacky,
NO DJ
if music were played off an ipod playlist, it would sound better.
the songs played clash with one another, so there is that "awkard pause" in between songs where people stop dancing.

if your looking for a after party its not a bad place if your drunk enough not to care about the music.

but either way its where everyone ends up.

but the fact that there is no dj really bothers me, and makes me rethink about the definition of a "club"

i had higher hopes for this club

whoever said that a guy cannot kiss a guy there must havnt been there for quite long time... btw, as far as i know the bar is just GAY FRIENDLY not a GAY BAR... anyway.. its still the best party place in town :D

that review about not kissing was written in 2006. Im sure things have relaxed byu now. Im heading there in august and ill let u know.. ;o)

I'm going to krakow this august nad after reading these reviews I won't be going to kitch. It's shocking that guy cannot kiss a guy in a GAY CLUB!!! what about a girl and a boy, I'm sure they can. ridiculous!!!

Spectacular!!

Fantastic place, to make party and meet nice people!

You must go!

Kitsch is a great place to end your night.... Hit up the bars in Krakow then around 3am head to Kitsch... At the weekend it's open until 7-8am. Atmosphere is always welcoming, it's free entrance, but the toilets aint great - so take some tissues. I've been here for 5 months now and rarely go a weekend without ending up in the Kitsch!!!

Tolle Nacht und eine sehr schöne Begegnung!
Ja*****
We had a looot of fun!

love kitsch,love kitschlove kitsch,love kitsch,love kitsch,love kitsch"

super!!!!!!!clup"

kitsch super Klub ein Tanz der Barkeepers niech lebt kitsch

I went with my buds to celebrate his 23 b-day. Quite disturbing that I saw gay people french kiss each other. (only if i knew this is a gay friendly place) anyway, I ended hooked up with 2 hot polish chics without even paying to get drinks for them. made all those guys mad as they bought rounds of drinks for them.

We were there to check out the whole house on wielopole, and stayed for a couple of drinks. The reason? Strongbow draft, and good music! Good place to party whether you are straight or gay. As a married straight couple, we didn't feel unwelcome at all, as you may in some other gay bars. The toilets are generally bad in Poland (as a little remark to an earlier review), just bring your own tissues, and you'll be OK!

Strange little place. Really really really really really really R-E-A-L-L-Y disgusting toilets. I mean really bad. Apart from that it's really good, well worth a look. We had a great night besides having to use the toilets a bit.

Der beste Club den ich in Krakau gesehen habe. Echt empfelenswert, unbedingt hingehen.
Nette Leute coole Musik

I had the best night in my life at KITSCH !!! It was so crazy. Bouncers were very nice. I was there with my male friend

Very crazy and out of the ordinary for Italian standards :) It's the right place to know new people and to have a great Polish night :)

okkkkkk! tHIS is very hard for my lesbian self to admit but i have decided to come out to everyone on the Crakow Life Website and say I AM A LESBIAN !!! that was very hard to do... Im will be here next week so if tehre are any hot polish or ducth girls I AM AVAILABLE xxx I am tall and have big feet
thats how you will find me

This bar was perfect for my fishy pallet! Although the dancers didn't carry out my request to dance like a fish! The drinks were great i even got a bit of cod liver oil! The was a small pond out back to me moist! I drinks really opened up my gills. My boyfriend Limpet got slapped because he kept trying to touch the barman, and apparently his hotpants were too tight and short! After a while a got chucked out for making inapproriate sexual gestures! It was still good while it lasted! The fish will return with his hot pants!

Yeh, i really felt that i could let myself go here and i didn't have to pretend to anyone. I've been quite confused recently about my sexuality and coming here really proved to me that i am gay. BTW, i met a really hot polish guy, i don't really remember your face but i remember lots of other things about you. I was wearing a pink T-shirt and some white skinny jeans. You know who you are! Call me xxx;-)

This bar was just perfect for a big raving lesbian like me! I was able to express all my feelings towards my fellow lesbian commrades! The polish women were so forward and friendly! Even though some were very similar to gorillas! I would love to come here again and this time i would prepare myself for some more lesbian fun!

GOOD CLUB! IT S THE ONLY ONE CLUB THAT IS OPEN AT 3.00 IN ALL KRAKOW WITH FREE ENTRANCE..REALLY..IT S A LITTLE AMBIGUE;) BUT IT S OK, NICE GIRLS!!! IT S A VERY GOOD CLUB!! OK!

it was awesome, last summer I was in Poland and in Krakow we have a great time in Kitch:)

kitsch&kitsch super,ok

OMG, it was awesome...beats many clubs in San Francisco!

Ketch is a great bar, big also with some great dancing and real tallent. Shame dough the bouncer asked my Bf and i so stop hugging and kissing as we were leaving, and we were not OTT by anyway. So shame on that, just remember LADS YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO KISS OTHER GUYS IN THERE!!!!!

most fun gay club in krakow. nice vibe. assortment of hot guys. fascinating interconnected series of rooms and corridors. music genre changes every night. scene loves to dance. i'd go back anytime!

I stayed there last year and i really liked it...in fact i went for 3 nights in a row... it was quite different to all the gay places i have been before...It felt like a house party! a good one!

very strange club i thinkk do you like or not!!!i was for 3 long night in that place..for every kind of person etero or homosex...i like only beautiful girl there was a lot

I think this place is like nothing I've ever seen! It's surreal in all it's rooms. And hot, hot my god...

congratulation ! very good party 8 culture days !

I love Kitsch! The best place to dance and meet a really nice people in Cracow:) I visit Kitsch two or three times a week and I always enjoy the party.

Oh my god I loved Kitsch! hot dancing, awesome music sensational place, why is there not one in London or Australia?

Great dances be super kitsch and there people are great advice

Sorry, but Kitsch isn't more than a scruffy ramshackle hut - full with dismatching furniture from bulky waste! When we were there (on a Thurstay Evening), only some students hung around - most of them weren't certainly gay or lesbian. The best I can say about Kitsch is the easygoing ambiance.

It was for the most part enjoyable if you could over look that you couldnt move without getting your drink spilled on you, lose 20lbs of sweat from the heat, or not be beat up by the staff for taking a picture with your friends!

i was in kitsch this summer with my friends and it was beutiful. i met nice people and enyoi a lot

ok. kitsch

the best Kitsch you can imagin,bobobo go there when you in Krakow :)