 | | "@Sean: why do you think that africans want the ugly girls , thats stereotypical view . whas ugly to you is another mans flower . why dont you keep your opinions to yurself and stop your narrow minded analysis.Most people go out to pull and get pulled in krakow ." | Lolo
United Kingdom
Jul.28.2010
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "when i visited this place it was full of wanna-be-cool guys from africa and latin america trying to pick up some easy polish girl. most of them ended up with nothing or an ugly girl. i will never come back to this place." | Sean
United Kingdom
Jul.18.2010
Overall rating 2/5 |
| | "Having just returned earlier this week on a 6 dude Stag do, Prozac was the first club we went to and it lived up to all the good reviews, Place was fairly quiet early on (we arrived about 9pm) but it soon got busy,
We had a brilliant time in there so much so at least to of our party returned the next night (albei the saturday was quieter)
I found krakow to be a decent place to visit if you are wanting good beer at good prices, One evening we hooked up with some locals of a similar age, who allowed us to join there company and we had a good night again,
Would go back in a flash and certainly back to Prozak. " | LB
United Kingdom
Jul.08.2010
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "I don't know if it's just me but since Matt posted his terrible exp. with the bouncer, place got a lot quieter and empty lol
Oh, The power of the internet. No more "Face selecta". Can't really feel sorry for them...got what they deserved for hiring a bouncer like that. " | Some guy
Poland
Feb.17.2010
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "Come to southern Spain to have fun with people from all over the world. Everybody is welcome! Forget these bouncers in Poland who behave like animals! i agree with David they should go live in the jungle!" | Marcos
Spain
Dec.10.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "Been to the club many times...never really liked it. Maybe I went on the wrong nights, but it was always the weekend. Don't see what the big fuss is about really. As for the bouncers...well, what can you expect from animals like that? I am not saying all Polish people are animals, but some men I have seen behave horribly...very violent. With all the good looking women, you would think that they would be a lot happier? I know I would...and I certainly would not be trying to fight people when I could be talking to beautiful women. These animals should go live in the jungle like monkeys!" | David
United States
Dec.10.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "Luckily i've never experienced anything like that in krakow, but i do hear you. I've been in bialowieza once and there you dont want to run into the local youth. If you are drunk and returning home, you are likely to run into some youngster who have nothing to live for and are looking for a fight. I was beaten up quite severely, and was unable to walk for months since they were jumping on my ankle several times while i was laying on the ground. krakow remains to be one of my favourite cities in europe, but my view of poland is altered forever after my exp. in the country-site. they ppl over there advised me not to go to the police since they would not hear my story, as i'm a foreigner and was drunk myself. I heard similar stories from many young people who have been there. If anyone plans to go there, let it be a lesson to everyone to return home early and sober. " | sympathize w/ matt
New Caledonia
Nov.09.2009
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "this place sucks big dick on the door, couldn't scare boiled shite.....but obviously knocked the nuts outta Matt come & see me, the irish boys will kick d'heed out of him" | Agrre with Matt
United States
Oct.16.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "The funniest dancing people I've ever seen, great!" | Jacek
Switzerland
Aug.14.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "Had a blinding night here with lads. Not much success with the local talent, but we didn't get bashed up by ther bouncer eitjher. Did we have a hangover?Yes" | Gaz
United States
Jul.27.2009
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "Did you call for cops, Matt? I hope so..." | Moryc
Poland
Jul.15.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "Went to this club at start of April with 2 friends. After my friends were allowed entry, the lady said that I had drunk too much to come in which was fair enough. When it became clear I wasn't going to be allowed in I went over to the door to wait for my friends to join me. Out of nowhere, a huge shaven headed bouncer hit me so hard in the chest that it felt like I had been hit with a bar. As I lay on the floor, he hit me repeatedly in the head and didn't stop until I was covered in blood. For the next 2 weeks my head hurt and I had to go for X-rays. It took 2 months before the pain in my chest had gone. I can honestly say that I wasn't aggressive in any way at all, vocally or physically.Even after he attacked me, it took me so much by surprise I still didn't react.One of my other friends turned up to see the state that I was in.He spoke with the manager who said the bouncer's name was Matthew.We tried to ask people to call the police but when some blokes in uniform turned up they listened, didn't say anything, started laughing then got back in their car. As my friends started taking photos of their car they were then sprayed in the face with CS gas. We decided it was then a good time to leave.I have been to many nightclubs and bars around the world in the past 10 years and never had anything remotely like this. Maybe I was just unlucky. Apparently, the bouncer said that I was about to charge the door which is crazy.From the many reviews that I have seen, this would seem to be an unusual experience and I know many people who have had a good time in Krakow but it is the only time in my life that I have been the victim of a completely unprovoked attack and it ranks alongside the worst nights of my life. It cetainly soured my view of Poland and I won't be returning.Posted in case this man still works there." | Matt
United Kingdom
Jul.10.2009
Overall rating 1/5 |
| | "I love Prozak. It's really nice club with nice atmosphere. Parting till the morning. " | Tourist Avantourist
Ukraine
Jul.09.2009
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Now I know why Prozak its called the best club in Cracow:)...good level of ppl...will be back:)
Thanks 4 the best music in Cracow" | wtf
United States
May.31.2009
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "i can't remember how many vodka burns i had but you have to try them, they are the best, definately going back" | ted
United Kingdom
Apr.09.2009
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "The best music here is on Mondays - nice underground stuff courtesy of DJ Meehow!" | supa
United Kingdom
Mar.16.2009
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "....still luv prozak;)" | just me
United States
Mar.15.2009
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Went there on a Friday night. No sign of stag dos or groups of lads, only locals. Played some nice proper dance, on a very impressive stomach shaking sound system. Pretty decent venue." | James
United Kingdom
Mar.13.2009
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "Hey "just me", are you in Krakow? Will you go to prozak again? " | DD
China
Mar.11.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "well.....i do not" | just me
United States
Mar.11.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "Hey "just me", do you know him?" | DD
China
Mar.09.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "DD.....come on u never ever gonna find him!!!
btw what is so special about him that u r trying 2 find him????
none of guys deserve 4it!!!" | just me
United States
Mar.08.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "I met a interesting guy on 6th of March, named Simon(?)from UK, 26 years old, a very interesting guy.My email krakowchinese@gmail.com" | DD
China
Mar.08.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "I luv Prozak especially the MANAGER:* very N.I.C.E" | Agyness
United Kingdom
Mar.07.2009
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "I am a Chinese girl in Krakow,I like Prozak very much:-)." | DD
China
Mar.07.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "One of my favorite place in Krakow, always full of pretty polish girls and handsome English guys.LOL." | DD
China
Mar.07.2009
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "After reading everyone else's reviews I feel I either didn't go to Prozak at the right time, or the right day!
I went last week (Monday and Wednesday 26 and 28th Jan) between 8 and 10pm, and found the place was quietish, with locals in. The staff were very friendly and eager to try and work out what we were saying, which when my friend started talking about piercings, wasn't the easiest!
Drinks wise, fairly priced.
Feel a little let down, I expected it to be a bit livlier, like I say maybe the time and days I went wasn't the greatest to see this club at it's best, but I'd happily go again. I only stayed at the bar, didn't venture the other rooms, next time I go I want to try the water pipe with flavoured tobacco - 30zlotty for the big pipe, about 40minutes worth of smoking... 15 quidish?? Not too bad I guess..." | Ben
United Kingdom
Feb.03.2009
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "This place is the best!! I spent 3 days in Krakow and on the last night me and my friends went here and it was the greatest. Really cool bar tender, great drinks, decent prices and sweet music(mostly techno)." | Mako
United States
Dec.27.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "good place, despite i don't like this style of music... & i am very sad becouse of my behaviour in Prozak & now i'm looking for David from Liverpool, do u know him?" | Marta
Czech Republic
Dec.23.2008
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "was like walking in to a bar in the uk if you want somewhere like you find in blackpool this the place, was ok but better can be found" | dave
United Kingdom
Oct.09.2008
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "I miss my local club :/
I havent found yet a bar even close to Prozac since i left poland. All little corridors & rooms, always different dj's, no commercial crap!
true that most crowd is foreig - which is brilliant! except for those stug parties full of bulloksed british muppetts!- please go to prague or warsaw, dont ruin our atmosphere!!! (not that im rasist, my bf is Brit ;) but just respect our city!)
" | Ivona
Poland
Aug.15.2008
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "The best club without doubt in Krakow. This rates as one of the best clubs I have ever been to and I have been to a lot! This place always has great Djs playing a loose field of Breaks, Techno and even RB and Hip Hop but its always banging! I went with a Polish friend last night and I thought it was better than Frantic (which was still good). I rate it highly because it really is a maze of a club with loads of hidden corners, rooms and corridors. I went on a Monday night and loads of sections of the club were shut yet it still felt as if it was a Saturday night and the club thought not massive still had a big feeling to it even with closed sections. Polish staff as friendly as ever as usual to a English guy like me. Highly if not massively rated. Rates in my top 5 clubs I have ever been to." | fluffsta
United Kingdom
Jul.15.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "excellent here, 13 os us on stag. girls in krakow are amazing no trouble anywhere and there are enough pubs and clubs for everyone. prozak was my fav i think but then that could be down to dancing on the bar with 3 polish girls. " | danny
United Kingdom
Jul.14.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Awesome bar.. loads of places to drink in. look out for the shesha room with the sofas! soon as me and the girls found that we took over! Double Hen! sorry if we Stiped you boys!!" | Rav
United Kingdom
Jun.02.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "It was REALLY good : )
Big Hi to you to Morgan and all of your friends xxxxxx" | Anna
Sweden
May.30.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Amazing place. Visited every night this weekend. As is well documented on here aleady, the bouncers enforce their policy of only allowing the good looking crowd entry. We were a group of 6 lads and were initially refused entry on Saturday night due to the fact they thought we were with the other group of 20 shitfaced English idiots kicking armbands across the road. Once you're in make sure you explore every nook and cranny of this place. The people are an amazing blend of beauty from around the globe. laying a good range of music from hip-hop to funky house, Prozak will not disappoint. I'm missing it already!Big Hi to Anna, Ulrika, Irlya and Therese from Stockholm xxxxxxxx" | Morgan
United Kingdom
May.27.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "bouncers there are total dickheads.would not let us in any of the 3 nights we were there" | Gareth
United Kingdom
May.27.2008
Overall rating 1/5 |
| | "LOO&PLACIDO already miss you!" | AGNES
Poland
May.25.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Last Saturday at PROZAK...Loo&Placido...OMG LOVE THEM SO MUCH I didnthave to drink smoke or take drugs to feel so good;)just joking LOO&PLACIDO RESPECT" | Agnes
United States
May.25.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "Alex
Its lucky WE don't think like that in our country. Just like the minority here, you give the majority there a bad name. Twat!
" | Steve
United Kingdom
May.16.2008
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "Really liked this place. Good atmosphere and pretty unpretentious overall - met some nice people in here, and fun to either prop-up the bar, or just watch the locals doing their thing on the dance floor. " | Jon
United Kingdom
May.08.2008
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "The best party ever!! " | Iva
Croatia
May.05.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "09/04/08. Excellent drinks for an excellent price here! The music is good as well, but if you don't feel like dancing, there are lots of places to lounge. I met some nice people there, including some super cute girls from Portugal. Though I forgot to ask for an email or something. D'oh!" | Sebastian
Netherlands
Apr.11.2008
Overall rating 4/5 |
| | "Prozac is een mooie underground café danceclub, twee buitensmijters die echt wel hun werk doen en konstant checken op druggebruik, dus veilig is er het wel.
Wat de music betreft deze was aanstekelijk in het begin, maar bleef constant op hetzelfde ritme,dus betere dj is er wel aangeraden." | Mario
Belgium
Mar.25.2008
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "didnt get in , so went to Frantic , what a ball ! " | Chris
United Kingdom
Mar.07.2008
Overall rating 2/5 |
| | "Good that such places exist 1)the English get ripped off bigtime 2) the Polesdon't have to put up with them elsewhere" | Alex
Poland
Mar.03.2008
Overall rating 1/5 |
| | "Why all the racism towards us English?
Great club, BECAUSE it is packed with English folks" | julie smith
United Kingdom
Feb.19.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
| | "I have not been to the club, but we went there for few drinks on Thursday night and we had a good time......." | Maria
United Kingdom
Feb.16.2008
Overall rating 3/5 |
| | "It's so packed with stupid English tourists, that the Polish girls who go there must be seeking just that. Or they don't know any better. Perfect for you guys if you don't know the city." | Art
France
Jan.19.2008
Overall rating 2/5 |
| | "This Pika guy below, must have been the jealous bastard that went home wanking after me and my mate took home two local stunners" | chris
United Kingdom
Jan.08.2008
Overall rating 5/5 |
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